probably the fastest TTP i’ve seen (so fast it preceded the game’s release).

truth.

i die.

you would think they’d have learned that giving oxygen to the dumpster fire is the last thing you want to do...but here we are...

gotta justify those sunk costs in office leasing.  the irvine campas us sizeable and if no one is there...??  it’s empty overhead.  also, if you don’t have a massive office campus how you gonna’ hide that extra revenue in “overhead” and then distribute it amongst the shareholders?  :/

yeah.  the die was cast with sandy hook.  it was over then.  everyone knows the answer to this question.  everyone knows what must be done.  but no one will do it.

if only she’d shot him in the face!  florida’s got some real solid stand-your-ground laws.  oh wait...she’s not a white dude.  nm.

she blows her load in public and it’s “Get it!”  he blows his load in public and he’s on the sex offenders list.  :P

it’s nice to have the means to leave. works out great for him and the family. can’t say the same for all the other trans folks who can’t just sell their 22 mil home and bounce.

proof positive i woke up on some sort of bizarro earth circa 2014. nerds who actively seek to not get laid.

i mean two would make for a couple of dirty rotten scoundrels, but i think to your point, anything more would be a heist.

internet is ridiculously horny.

yeah but “heist” sounds so much more exciting than how you described it!

just remember everyone:  drag queens, trans kids, and women who want privacy of their own medical choices are the real threats here...and in that regard, we’re winning SO HARD RN!  /s

not for evangelicals...which are really the no. 1 guilty party here. they’ve been mucking about (and consolidating power) in american politics since the late 70s.  what we have now is the culmination of their work over the last 3-4 decades...and it should be noted that that work is entirely fueled and predicated on…

game design is trash.  so this charts.

dumb.

was there for Prince’s cover of “Creep”.  no. words.

it also ups the alcohol by volume by the same amount!

it’s gone from suck to blow