naw...mostly for Florida, DeSantis has a bright future as the fascist face of the MAGA GOP (MAGOP?).  he’s the Trump they want but smarter and with 500% more facist.

two great tastes that taste great together.

aHAHAAHaahaahaahahahahahahaaha...hooo...yeah yer funny.  this gold-plated executive pool won’t pay for itself!!

the alliance will fight the horde.  the horde will fight the alliance.  natch.  *yawn (goes back to sleep)

now this is a great article.  i wish this was published first.  i’m willing to pretend it was.

cucker tarlson fails to suprise me with this.  it charts.

it’s just an excuse to jack it in the open in front of other dudes.  it’s homoerot...er...HOMEOpathic therapy!  

of course we americans know what WWII was about, it’s taught to us in our schools!  it’s the amazing sequel to WWI where everyone fought over who was the awesomest in the world and america won.  duh!  /s

more like Taco Bowel amiright?

naw, they’ll just host on their facist propaganda mouthpieces, OANN and Fox News at the exact same time to pull viewers away and confuse the issue.  

it charts with their facist political platform.  you don’t have to worry about people questioning your facist policies if you don’t engage publicly in the first place.  that way you can just spin the narrative however you want without anyone applying such annoyances like facts and truth and social responsibility.

YES!!

lol cryptosimps. using.

10 yrs. old?!  fuck this shit.  i just can’t today.  *ctrl+alt+delete

the number of miscarriages in the world per year is only slightly less than the number of abortions per year. ergo, God is also an abortionist.

everyone knows that’s the illuminati lizard people praying to satan as they devour child sex slaves.  duh!

is it possible to convince bezos to take this dude up into space on his dick rocket and show him?  i mean, money well spent.

well...doesn’t this ultimately not matter in the least since the texas law allows private individuals to sue for abortion?  so she didn’t got to jail for murder, but whatever karen mckarenson made the call can just go ahead and crush her with some stupid lawsuit, right?

likely she’ll be found innocent or the case will be chucked out of court...allowing her then grounds to sue the fuck out of Aramark and everyone else for punitive damages, defamation and a slew of other shit.  they’ll settle and she’ll probably walk away with more cash than was in the bag by several factors.  moral of…

wow! okay. here’s a shorter one for you: