is there a kween of yas? because if not, i would like to apply for the position
bfishy
bsancho
Trump...thanks Obama!
kid was standing his ground
still not quite as good as sleeping in an actual vagina...but...you make do, you make do...
this piece really speaks to me and in many ways is very similar to the upbringing i had in the Cult of the Old Ones. people don’t really understand when looking at it from the outside; but all the orgies, the milk of Shub’niggarauth, the sacrifices to Cthulhu (He Will Rise!), and the drug-fueled dreamflights across…
men: fearing the irrelevance of their penises since 10000AD
unlike some (who will most likely die angry and miss everything cool) i am definitely going to see this movie.
addendum: you can look at men, but only your husband or dad and only if he’s conservative.
“a young cervix is more vulnerable to infection.” which is why you should avoid the HPV vaccine and pray as hard as you can every night to jesus to save your sweet young cervix. and also, don’t think about sex, masturbate, have sex, or look at men. ever.
the language irritates me. it was her private property. her own phone. yet somehow she still has to say “inappropriate picture of myself”. fuck that. it was her goddamn phone. a picture she took for her husband. it was totally fucking appropriate! you know what wasn’t appropriate? that fucktard brat stealing it and…
predators will generally eat the soft tissues of their prey first...genitals, anus, face...before digging in to the tougher, meatier portions
Donald Trump: the herpes of politics
to quote the badass that is Peaches: “don’t you know it’s supposed to feel better for boys?”
i can live with trump as president for four years...i can’t live with the shame and disgust of fucking trump for the remainder of my life
yep. checking myself into sunset acres right now...
i’d only do it if i could dress as a goat when mounting the goat.
with her awesome and formidable intelligence
i, personally, am a big supporter of uteruses having spent many months of my life in one and spending many more years trying to find my way back in. Uterus for president 2016.
#cleanyourdamnroom
blue...ovaries?