I just don’t get how this lady hasn’t lost her job? Shouldn’t she be fired or something? Or would that allow her to file a “religious persecution” suit against the state for firing her on grounds of her faith and belief?

just put a potato on your dick

It’s like Jabba

vampire hunter?

i abhor my own body hair and do an excessive amount of manscaping. i hate it when the entire cock and balls is shorn, but then the chest and everything else is all hairy. i trim, shape, shave everything to a sculpted and even perfection. in my male partners i expect the same. strangely, i absolutely love women with…

i’ve been waiting all my life for olivia newton-john to marry me...

this is like...my heaven

that and probably rich in lead. keep on eatin’ it cruz. eat a metric fuck-ton of that lead-bacon.

no, no, no...please...lenny kravitz...please leave home without them all the time.

not to mention the little amount of molten lead that is aerosolized when the bullet leaves the chamber...mmm...undercooked lead bacon. on second thought...go ahead ted cruz, you eat all the lead bacon you want...

...that and the job of a police officer is the enforcement of the law...not to stand as judge, jury and executioner. there are actual people who do those jobs. the whole point of the system is to prevent one dude with a gun from making life-ending decisions for everyone else.

gonna tear his face off

but it might make me autistic /s

i would direct you to the specific conversational thread from a previous article about his christian leanings, but i can’t find it. so i’ll summarize briefly. i was worried that funds/profits from his game sales would be siphoned into various organizations that were antithetical to my own views and organizations that…

the only thing i had concern about was what he was doing with the money. i learned that he donated to children’s charities and now i’m behind him 100%. he’s a good dude, and he works his ass off. i deeply respect that. good on him.

You can call it tasty, you can call it pea dip, just please, please dear lord for the love of all that is good and pure and delicious don’t call it guacamole. guacamole is made out of avocado and is a blessed gift of the gods. do not mar its holy name nor confuse its sacred message by naming other things guacamole. it…

i remember reading in a scientific journal that men appeared to produce more estrogen when expecting a child and this triggered several changes in the brain’s neurochemistry as well as a often sizable gain in weight. the scientists speculated that the neurological/biological purpose of the estrogen spike was to mellow…

well, when you ingest an amount sufficient enough to fry your brain chemistry to a point where you have a psychotic episode and jump off a roof i’d say that it was most definitely due to the cannabis. you think the dude still would’ve jumped off the roof if he was in control of all his mental faculties and hadn’t ate…

naw you’re right, he was totally creepy before. now he’s uber-creepy.

i dunno...religion just always seems to have so many loopholes and contradictions i just gave up and decided i’d just try really, really, really hard to be nice to everyone...even if i’ve had a crappy day, and i’m hangry and just want to eat AYCE korean bbq.