I can has cheezhead

Better Geno Atkins come in your face than Pacman Jones shoot all over your back.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Yeah, not so much. Most of the time, you’re alternately bored or being amazed at the dumb shit drunks will do or say. Of course, you could also be carding people too young to get in, then listening to them as they beg you to break the law and let them in. Or, you could be escorting people out who think the bathroom is…

If they put their hands on her first, they are lucky she did not send them to the ER.....

It’s not going to go well at all the next time he talks about looking for talent in the minors now.

That guy is just like the martial arts expert in Necessary Roughness.

Despite standing in the sidelines, Gronk is still expected to draw multiple OPI flags.

It’s fitting that Brett Favre’s ceremony has done what nothing else could do today: break the stranglehold these damn Black Friday posts have held on Gawker’s sidebar.

All they were doing was delivering what the paint on the field promised. I'm not sure what the fuss is.

Since Leitch only enjoys baseball and Woody Allen movies this ranking makes sense, but I’m actually sort of embarrassed for him that he missed the mark on these rankings by so much.

Stopped reading. Features two of the best montages in cinematic history, let alone this series, along with the redemption not just of a person, but a whole nation. 10/10, would change again.

Apparently that referee is unfamiliar with a little something we like to call the First Amendment.

How do we get NFL refs to start ejecting Joe Buck?

But part of the attacks in Paris specifically targeted a soccer match.

Absolutely insane that terrorist attacks in the West would resonate with people in the West. I just can’t fathom it.

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.

Jake from State Farm is kind of pissed.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

I think you don’t know how Deadspin works. Everything is wrong and no one does anything right. Everyone is dumb, the collective is brilliant.