“A crappy photo of the person being profiled to make them look silly? Check.”

MLB’s law firm of Babip, Pecota, Vorp & Eckstein would be far more effective than these a-holes.

When has that stopped the NFL before (see Gate, Deflate)?

Pretty sure the Netherlands was neutral during the Trojan War...

How do you justify Dick Tips at 7 when the average is 5 and 1/2?

First they came for the Cracked comments section, and I said nothing...

You have no idea what sort of shitstorm you just created...

Was in NYC yesterday, and my driver claimed that he had been driving McCoy and his entourage around all day, and that they spent the entire day doing drugs in the back seat. Seemed odd that a private driver was discussing his famous clients by name, so take it with a silo of salt, but whatever.

I literally don’t even know where to begin with this. You win for most asinine thing said on these boards today. I applaud you.

Yeah we really should go with communism or socialism,that eliminates all corruption. Just ask Russia, China, and Cuba?

Just getting to the comments section now. Is today a“fuck Manziel forever” day or a “feel bad for him, he has a serious problem” day? I can’t keep track anymore.

Identifying yourself as a law enforcement office when you are not in fact a law enforcement officer is nowhere even close to within their rights.

Heard Francesa actually wrote Greg Olsen’s rap.

The thing that bothers me is the national media absolving Manning because of how emphatically he denied the accusations. Lance Armstrong is the all time heavyweight champion in denying accusations. he went as far as basically ruining his accuser’s life. And we all saw how innocent he ended up being.

Here Mike, drown your sorrows in one of these

Au contraire

Please read a macroeconomics book.

Except Lucy from that movie with ScarJo and Morgan Freeman. She even knew how to use macros.

You’re thinking about it the wrong way. Goal Seek is simply used to find an unknown variable, nothing else. It’s basic algebra, just made easy through Excel.

They got a Jelly Bean store there too, so you could make a weekend of it.