"..once tried to evade police at the Tail of the Dragon using a pontoon boat. (It didn't work.)"

Rain sensor that automatically closes windows and sunroof in event of precipitation.

You're right, my response could have been more understated.

Seriously.

Sent to us by the lovely Andy White over at Simply Abu Dhabi and made by German company Selected Jewels, and so far only made for keys belonging to your relatively pedestrian Mercedes-Benz, it starts by replacing the standard plastic with a solid gold inset. Or platinum, if you're being truly obscene. Then, just for…

The First Rule of Dirt Dirt Bike Fight Club is: You Do Not Talk About Dirt Bike Fight Club.

Here's one who makes the list: the original Marathon runner.

As always, another excellent post.

We should have a new morning column..

Pretty sure that's a Lambo bro

You're seven?

You spelled a word wrong.

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Audible lol from this. Thank you, kind sir!

I fuckin' love cocaine yeeeeeehawwww!!!

DC area here. This was on my Twitter feed after the game.

The lawsuit claims that the expensive add-on was package was an illegal insurance policy, because it was administered by a company that was not a licensed insurer, Universal Automotive Services, of New Jersey.

Chuck wept as he made up his rack for the last time. He was excited for life after, but that uncertainty had finally caught up with him. He steadied himself and exited his room, leaving it as barren as the day he had moved to Nellis four years prior. Today he retired after more than a quarter-century from the Air…

'And the AC just needs a charge? ....Yea I'm gonna need another $1,000 off for that.'