Honorable Mention: in high school, my 16 y/o friend (Matt) decides he wants a fake ID. But he can't ask his doppelganger 22 y/o brother (Bill) for his driver's license. So, what to do?

These are pure gold! Please, continue.

I don't even know how my pants make it on each morning, so this makes sense to me!

explain why you feel that why

Hi Damon. Cool bike, and thanks for sharing, but I think the implied objectification in your lede is pretty callous:

Loljk.. Clarkson forever.

My dad bought a '69 Buick Wildcat that we planned to restore together, that is, until I drove it one afternoon and the smoke machine broke. (Pictured: not mine)

"you stopped short" = I have no clue what follow distance means

The boy clearly protests "Mom!" @1:05 when she gets out of the car, so there's that.

Sorry for that little boy..

Also, PSA kids: never buy a car from someone who fat-fingers their pictures:

what do you mean by "undersquare?"

GM, done with recalls?

Pray to God he don't donk that shit!

Note: not wrong, just illogical.

Well.. I'm not sayin that ya, hafta get the Hellcat, but I'd probably have, some, ya know, choice words for you, if ya got the vee six...

More disconcerting is whomever decorated that cake.

Two words: test drive.

WHERE'S STEVE IRWIN?