19/21/25 city/highway/combined

Eh, I’m sure they could unload some of their final stock at cost to subprime buyers with few other options.

Lemon law could easily still be applicable then, no?

I’m with you, no idea on that one. I suspect he’s still up to his usual used car shenanigans under the Elder Mitsubishi brand though. Also, I imagine a Mitsu franchise is dirt cheap right now thanks to their sales figures, and the target demographic for a new Mitsu isn’t much different than his previous 500 credit…

True, that’s an option.

sold 5 in December, had 3 returned in January = -3 in January?  It was just -3 for January, not the whole year.

I’m betting Lemon Law returns, if I had to guess

Damn, if they only sold ~8,700 cars, that makes my local Mitsu dealer’s giant inventory seem a little optimistic.  Scott Elder Mitsubishi (you probably know him well, being from Austin) had at least a couple hundred Mirages and Eclipse Crosses in a back parking lot at Lakeline Mall last I looked.  Crazy.

I’m wondering why he has to pay at all, considering he “gets massive pussy”

Congrats on the massive pussy-not sure your girl would appreciate you telling the world about it, but you know, to each his own I guess.

Right, except none of those meets both criteria as stated. FHD!=QHD, and 24"!=21". I’ll repeat my statement-show me one *actual* 21" QHD flat panel and I’ll eat my fucking hat.

Show me a 21" QHD flat panel and I’ll eat my fucking hat-they don’t exist.  You might be the biggest, most obviously full of shit wannabe know-it-all I’ve ever seen on the internet, and that’s saying something.  Spend a little more time thinking about (and researching) what you’re saying before you say it, so you…

Those prices you’re looking at, on the site you linked, are yearly-also you’re a huge douche.

My neighbors have three (3!) Sequoias, and I’ll never understand why.  Their gas bill must be insane.

Well, now I know.  I genuinely hadn’t noticed that before, I apologize.

That’s the thing though-Jalop seems pretty selective about what’s news and what isn’t. They don’t post results of every NASCAR or IndyCar race, do they? And it’s not really a live sports site like ESPN or something, so I personally don’t anticipate up to the minute coverage of a particular event here.  I somehow had…

No shit, Sherlock

I’m not sure how “Lewis Hamilton Closes Championship Season With Dominant Victory In Abu Dhabi” entices anyone to read more than “F1 series finale Abu Dhabi Grand Prix bring exciting season to a close”, or something like that. Like I said, evidently 90% of the people think I’m the asshole, so I have to recalibrate...an…

Yes I’m obviously aware of the risk of spoilers from a million places, and I’m not totally distraught about seeing a pretty obvious result...but in general, I didn’t think Jalopnik had been posting race results immediately afterwards. Apparently I’m wrong re: F1, but I don’t think there are regular IndyCar or NASCAR…

It was an accident, and in the end is my fault, I readily admit. I just didn’t anticipate it being published so quickly, and somehow must have missed the rest of the quick recap posts this season. I still think there’s some merit to a “Sunday racing recap” post at ~7PM Sunday that would still provide all of the…