So you CAN drop kick him then?

? Did Antonio Brown buy stock in Deadspin?

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Interesting. I bet it’s easier to get away with being a hungover professional basketball player than a hungover lawyer or doctor.

I hope Chris Ash at least got to take advantage of that deal too

Schefter and ESPN did not violate HIPAA because they are not subject to HIPAA.

It’s not dog people. It’s people. You, sir, are an insufferable piece of shit.

What a fucking piece of shit. I have no respect for animal abusers.

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

this is his united states of whatever

And I’m like “Whatever...”

What two things?

1) The Cowboys won’t release him.
2) They should release him.

Seems like very reasonable points of view, unless you are referring to the Cowboys fandom as one of the two things.

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

WHOOOOOOOOOSH.

Maybe you shouldn't be here...

He might not get traded.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

There's a lot of paperwork involved.