For some reason I only read:

Obviously this is simply Pumbaa looking for Timon. Can’t you hear the Polish version of Hakuna Matata in the background?

Nancy Grace off the air is the greatest news I have heard in at least 4 months. I despise that woman.

Would be CrazySexyCool if he tried to burn down Andre Rison’s house now.

thgyhgb5 just trolled half of Deadspin. The ones who didn’t understand, deserved it.

I am a divorce attorney.

how do you get out of the greys?

Wow - you guys will even crucify Vin Scully? Holy shit keep drinking the Kool-Aid. Somebody has to pay for all that free shit.

Those Cheetah Mounts are terrible. They used to be top quality mounts until they changed their design and cheaped out on the metal. What was once a durable steel mount became a flimsy, aluminum like metal. I bought one to hang my 70 pound 60" (on a model rated to 125 pounds) and it leaned so badly I thought it would…

Those Cheetah Mounts are terrible. They used to be top quality mounts until they changed their design and cheaped…

I have this bookmarked. One word: Legendary.

Irritable dad with a law degree AND snapchat. Because, optimism and boobs.

After a long day of work, I needed that laugh.....thank you.

Unless they accept write-in nominations: “Biogenesis of America”