It’s only way to make this doomed Broncos season even remotely interesting.

“I’ll show him. In seven years, I’ll trade for him at the end of a long, pricey contract that he’s going to sign in the off-season. Then when he’s least expecting it...” [cackles like a wild horse whinnying]

Lauren, you’ve got it all wrong. They rewarded Sanders by shipping him to a better team. They’re now rewarding Flacco by not killing him on the field.

“See, Joe, that’s what snakes get on Whacking Day.”

Plot twist, this was all an elaborate scheme by Elway to kill Joe’s career for good after the mile high miracle in 2012. 

“Of course! If only we’d thought of it first.” - John Harbaugh

As a Breaking Bad viewer, I know they need a polyethylene tote and not a bathtub.

Yeah, that’s exactly my take as well. And you’re right, no football game comes down to one play. If there were no replay review and this onside kick was awarded to OU, they still would have had to drive the 38 yards for a TD, convert the PAT, not leave enough time on the clock for K-State to respond, and THEN win in…

That game destroyed them. 

Not true.

“’We’re going to do something,’ Blank said.”

It’s a little known fact that Dan Quinn had a 28-3 lead in the 3rd quarter against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LI and still lost the game.

What other technologies are you and Bill Parcells willing to give up because they don’t work 100% according to expectations? Maybe we shouldn’t have cellphones until they can better block marketing calls? Maybe since TV shows can’t guarantee a good ending to the stories they broadcast, we should shut down those too?…

the game most certainly would have ended in a victory for the Sooners.