Turn out the lights, folks. That’s the comment this can end on.

No, no, no—you have this all wrong; Allen just gives them a better chance to beat the Browns this week, that’s all. You know, “horses for courses” and all that.

You’ve thought a lot about this, it seems.

That is an oddly detailed post regarding something imaginary . . .

Tell that to the Suns.

You both were only getting min wage as a page? Not good . . .

I dunno, I like “professor” as an honorific. Ph.D.s who need to be called doctor can go die.

Great post. Sadly, the library and people who work in it are pretty good. Shame about their governing body . . .

Said everyone not being paid by the NFL.

Conservatives gonna conserve.

I dunno; I’d accept a stagnant profitable company, which TRU was . . .

TRU was still turning profits.

You’re forgetting the phrase “hostile takeover.” Not all of them are hostile, but those that aren’t still kinda are—it’s just that the hostility comes FROM INSIDE THE BOARDROOM!

Which are then dissolved when the PE firm declares bankruptcy.

Awful is a stretch. Even after the dingers, he only gave up 3 runs in 7+. A “quality start” by almost any measurement. Is it his fault his team couldn’t score more than 3?

Yeah, but it’s who they walked that’s key here. Soto had already gone deep against them . . .

? Why would you lose your job? Are you a criminal, or someone who habitually rips people off through stock/corporate manipulation? Dems have been universally better for the economy since, well, Wilson, at least.

Well, given that one of the Amway folks is the Secretary of Education in the most corrupt Administration in the country’s history, and the other is running the biggest merc corp in the world, I’d say $250K is pretty low.

What makes you think the servers don’t pay out based on the gross sales total? Hint: they do.

That’s because, presumably, your high school wasn’t occupied wholly by the Dolphins D.