Raising pay attracts different, presumably more skilled, people. It’s not quite a zero-sum game.

I love their jamboree!

Should be offsetting, if the OPI earlier is real. Because this sure as sh!t is DPI.

So were the Beatles, good sir or madame.

Sadly, I suspect MattM would not be on the side of unions . . .

“Another shot?! Assolutely, ossifer!”--Minegar.

Did you mean Hank Gathers? (I mean, I know about Bias, too . . .)

Not that they go the same places, but I’d take the 110 over the 405 every. single. day.

Marianne Williamson?

“I was always drawn to the way Seinfeld episodes started with seemingly disparate situations that would then somehow meld together in interesting and unexpected ways.”

Let me tell you a few things about this thing we have called the Senate . . .

Hmm; I thought he meant 5 yards downfield and all the way across the field, but hey, can’t it be both?

It’s true! That’s why I named my viola James Jett.

Just about always, as long as you have enough breath to last . . .

Except it looks like to me that at no time was the batter even running in the basepath. He looks inside it the whole way down.

OMG, this was awesome. Thank you.

It was when he’d start trying to pronounce players’ names backwards that you knew something was up. To wit:

As you might guess I would say based on my username, all I have to say is: Fuck Chris Peterson.

Explains a lot about American politics/history since 2000, doesn’t it.

It truly is the only thing keeping him from being my fave actor.