This needs far more stars . . .

Well, it’s certainly possible that everyone knew how stupid they are and refused to trade picks with them . . .

The NCAA, after seeing that list of schools? Death Penalty to Pitt, UNC, and Northwestern.

That is some serious weed you got yesterday--you’re still whacked.

Barenjaeger; so good.

And in many places, washing the glassware, too, which indeed does include dunking one’s hands repeatedly into a sanitizer sink.

You might want to look into this thing called “MMA”, since that’s really what “kickboxing” in 1989 turned into . . .

We tried to tell you all . . .

Yep, although it is only for the Switch as of now. And isn’t due until the end of the year.

Yup. I got a Vespa decades back, and it was the first thing I had ever driven that was manual. Did this exact thing. Scared the living crap out of me, too. I got some lessons before I tried it again . . .

Deep diction cut there. Kudos!

“Mister, I’m already there!”

What can I say? They--quite literally--make me gag if I taste them. I’ve always been this way, and it’s the taste only, not the presence. This goes for anything onion-like, as well, so no scallions, no leeks, no shallots.

My kid watches him; I have to say, my boy has good taste.

Coffee Crisps rock.

You can’t eat a Marathon bar quick, Quick Carl!

Zero is massively underrated, and is awesome. If only the company that used to make them (Hollywood) was still around and still made their Milkshake bar--think Milky Way, but with malted chocolate whip! OMG.

I think you win the most dashes in one word award. Kudos.

“drive”, lol. That’s cute. ;)

This made me literally laugh out loud, I swear. Kudos!