To be fair to the Rocket, roids are a helluva drug.

Well, they do take the youngest players, pay them crap in the minors so they can’t help but be beholden to the club (instead of say, educating themselves, even a little bit), and have the longest season so they can’t do anything else constructive. So . . .

Seriously deep food network cut there . . .

Um, yeah, not likely in hardcore Coors country there . . .

2 eyes, right?

Perhaps you didn’t know this, but children aren’t just smaller than adults. Their brains, bodies, and psyches aren’t fully developed yet. Some realities aren’t helpful to know until that happens.

Nobody has ever said, let alone proved, that he threw games.

Wait, did I miss seeing Elway or something?

And every other hour, too.

Is *who* “telling kids to get married”? The songwriter? Parson Brown?

I believe it’s:

John Cale or GTFO.

Yeah:

I do. Worst freaking game in history. That wasn’t a defensive showdown, it was two horrible offenses on display.

My Mike Watt anecdote. I see fIREHOSE with my soundman friend and his then-bass playing GF in Madison decades ago. Watt comes over after the gig and we’re all chatting. When Watt finds out that the GF plays the thunder, he says, “Men who play bass are failed guitarists. Women who play bass are searching for the Truth.”

Sadly, so few will see this that we must all lead lives of quiet, wait, the light turned green? L8r . . .

This is the correct take.

Most classic Disney movies are a lot of build up, and BAM, the movie ends.

That’s from “Better Off Dead”, not “Men at Work”, I do believe.

One of the worst people on the planet, but 3 songs of his I like. This is one of them.