Multiply two negatives theory, eh? I like it!

You get all my stars today.

Can’t really argue with it, can you? “He might be.”

Hitchcock and Stewart were so brilliant—Stewart’s character is 100% a sociopathic villain in Vertigo, but because of the direction and Stewart’s persona, we completely overlook every single warped thing Scottie does to Madeleine/Judy.

Look up “working the refs.”

Some group is spamming the report, Id bet . . .

Because TOGO’s is good. Turkey/cranberry ftw!

Um, could it be that the servers may not be hired based on their skills at say, serving food and drinks?

Ours closed. No more endless fries for me . . .

We still do.

“All of ‘em, Katie!”

Babe Ruth was a badass. That is my hot take for the day.

Oh, that is freaking brilliant. Damaged, but brilliant.

Ducks? What’s wrong with you that you don’t like Donald Duck?

$7.50/bag. Yeesh. Buy ‘em straight from Utz.

“I loved the chicken and waffle chips”

I don’t know if you’re serious there, but the Reagan Dems were not the hippies. They were the white, lower- to lower-middle-class Rust Belters. Essentially, holdovers from Nixon’s “Silent Majority” and “Law-and-Order” folks who just hadn’t switched parties wholly yet.

Yeah, that won’t change anytime soon, I think.

No, that song is from Styx.

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