Why are “drugs of abuse” treated more harshly than PEDs by a sports league? Also LSD is not a drug of abuse.

Weird..... Kurt Schilling always made them group three together during his starts. Everyone’s unique I guess.

On the other hand, Chris Paul’s suffering from terminal lemon booty, Harden looks gassed, and Capela has been capital “b” Bad in this series. 

I’m not that surprised it isn’t his Achilles. KD’s heel turn was years ago.

Yet more indisputable evidence that everyone who voted for this clown is either an idiot, an asshole, or both.  There is no other possibility.  

It’s all about that sweet glue money.

Maybe he thought that “Maximum Security doesn’t win” was an insult to his border defense plans? Tough to know with that fuckin guy.

I’m surprised by Trump’s interpretation on this. The darker horse won, but then after an appeal on technical grounds, the judicial system declared the lighter colored horse - far less qualified according to oddsmakers - the winner. You’d think Trump would be on board.

Boy, it sure would be nice if the Clintons and The Deep State didn’t have such nefarious control of the horse racing industry! Sad!

Somebody who forced a Gold-Glove shortstop to third base when acquired by his team while putting up some of the worst defense ever at that position has the same right to talk about accountability as our current president has to talk about morality.

I know it’s jeets and he’s a legend but nobody’s just going to gift it to him. Success isn’t wrapped up neatly in a basket. 

The Miami Marlins: A #2 Production

You go sit in the corner and think about what you've done, and don't move a muscle until you're ready to apologize to everyone you've hurt today.

The only football conference so great that they named a government agency after it. 

Sorry, he got in trouble with the SEC years ago, but nobody thought Alabama might be involved until now? What have the investigators been doing??

Great point! Imagine if the NFL had let the Bills get sold to that dumb guy a few years ago.

I’m at the point where I actively support Dumb Guys in sports just because it means they aren’t Dumb Guys doing something much more important.

Oedipus was really the original Greek Freak

“a bit of a motherfucker on the court”