That’s me! I don’t mind the Patriots, and I believe Brady is GOAT. But he totally broke the rules, and worse than that, lied like a smiling idiot about it. And then the NFL responded disproportionately in punishment. And now every Patriots fan thinks the NFL is out to get them because they just won too damn much. And…

Every non-Patriots fan:

Colin Cowherd believes this regrettable incident could have been avoided had the wall’s father been present.

This is my favorite thing in sports.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

“Thank you for remembering me,” he says. “It’s nice to be remembered.”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Let your blood alcohol level come down so you don’t get charged with a DUI

Better Call Saul

Jason Whitlock once stole a rib right off my plate at a BBQ restaurant.

If paranoia resulting the last piece drove ol’ Jase to 9/11 trutherdom, then where will this piece lead him? Good lord.

For every douche here who is complaining that this is pointless, who cares, and so on: This site really needs to happen, and it will fail because Whitlock is an bloviating egomaniac who can’t see the big picture. And when it does, there won’t be another chance for a good long time, and so it matters that Whitlock is…

Hands down, my favorite part of this is knowing Greg’s last Whitlock piece turned ol’ Jase into a 9/11 truther.

1. Maya Angelou
   

“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

Damn, Whitlock got put in a vacant.

I still haven't heard back from him.

This is tremendous, IMG.

conspiracy theory: Nike has a lot more to gain if their top women’s soccer client, the USWNT, wins the WC. Therefore, they are purposely outfitting the competition in terrible uniforms to heighten the USAs chances. It’s the perfect plan.