Thanks, Sean. I needed that last line.

I saw this in a theater but it wasn't one of the special ones so now I might as well kill myself.

It also came out in 1994.

Hope you're playing lots of Organ Attack! http://organattack.com/

How is The Game not a part of this? Queen was emphatically anti-syth until that album, which then became their only US #1. Plus it led to Flash Gordon. Hooray for everyone!

Welcome To The Dollhouse came out in 1996.

Screamingly funny? Please see a doctor immediately.

As the number one sitcom for most of its run, seems like Everybody Loves Raymond was at least a little more "for everybody" than anything else you've ever mentioned.

That's not a genre. That's a blind spot.

I mean, yeah, I should have said etcetera in there somewhere.

If Archer and South Park count, then doesn't Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends? Phineas & Ferb? Rocko's Modern Life? Invader Zim? Or does kid stuff get marginalized even here?

AV Club plays by its own rules! And/or hates calendars.

I didn't name the article.

Labor Day was 2013. Start over.

The Neighbors went so unwatched, you didn't even notice how often they referenced their own show and its unviability. (Which was the only unfunny thing they ever did, really.)

Heroes was always awful. I thought everyone had realized their mistake by now.

After a screening of Midnight Run a few years ago, I asked Geoge Gallo how he felt about people using his characters in their movies and he was so happy and nice about it I instantly felt stupid for ever thinking it was annoying that Mosely showed up in Health Inspector.

You don't use your brights in the snow!

Yes. Very good reading comprehension. I guess it is necessary. Never mind.

When you name the article "FAVORITE blank of the year," shouldn't that preclude the need for anyone saying "maybe it's not the best but…" It should. Stop doing that. All the time.