Because Pontiac was ditched before we started actually having useful discussions about appropriating the names of oppressed minority groups to sell products?

You exactly solve it by tossing kids back and school and being safe about it. That's the whole point. And no shit it should have happened months ago. We need to quit waiting on someone to come along and save us and instead figure it the fuck out. 

I’m cooler for not knowing who or what any of this is.

They resigned, now there’s no local school board.  #wompwomp

Now, they’re at risk of damaging the gearing, which is often made of shockingly brittle plastic, that holds the wiper blades and arms securely to the windshield.

I love it when “Capitalism - American Style" meets real capitalism. 

I mean, I’m not condoning everything they said, but...

The more likely scenario is a Korean brand shows up and JD is out on their ass before they realize how badly they screwed themselves. That’s capitalism baby.

I’ve only put mine up when freezing rain is in the forecast because chipping ice off them results in breakage.

People have been putting their wipers up, probably ever since shortly after motorized wipers were added to most cars in the snow-belt. In all that time, if the problems cited in the article were frequent, folks would have stopped doing it. I’ve never heard of them being broken by wind, having the rubber blown off or…

Neutral. I feel that all during the pandemic I have had repeated ups and downs, ups and downs, and ups and downs. The past 2 weeks I have been in a major slump. I am not good at making friends. But my best friend is like a 2nd brother to me and we love working on the same shit. Well, he and his wife are now moving out…

I get free oil changes on my current lease, and I find it less convenient, especially during COVID, to drive out to the dealer, wait an hour or so, then drive back. Add to this that I have to find a slot where I dont have meetings for 2 hours, since the quick lane is really only open during business hours.

Eh, I’d rather not go viral at all - positive or negative, it’s all 100% toxic.

The door was obviously a newer model, if it wasn’t the tire tracks would have been left by both wheels!

Darth Vader slaughtered children with a hot blade. Let the video of a sliced, burning child sit in your head for a split second (that’ll be all you can take).

Also: man, Ninja Yoda SUCKED. Hated that these films gave him and Palpatine lightsaber fights. When I watched the original trilogy, I imagined that both light & dark masters had transcended the need to use lightsabers- that’s why they had knights/apprentices to do all the hack & slashing. Who needs a sword when you…

It’s like the people that insist the eagles should have flown them to Mordor 

Correct. Same goes for aircraft as well. Crimping connectors is preferred to soldering for both strength and longevity.

Except it wouldn’t have. Jack would have stuffed the dead floating bodies under it for buoyancy. They would have been high and dry. Plus she was already wet.

I gave up completely at the Beach Boys part. An ironic juxtaposition between an upbeat 20th century hit and bloody slaughter? It’s simply never been done!