We’ll never get the original movies back. I would LOVE to see a reboot set in the original movie universe. Same everything: ships, uniforms, sportscaster hair. 

Back to its roots! The TOS pilot had a lot of unsimulated sex. Brown Bunny was a remake of “The Cage”.

You can lie, just like how everyone lies about actually liking Star Wars when the ticket lady asks what they’re looking forward to seeing.

Right now Wordle is super popular. In two weeks it won’t be. This game will be in the rearview mirror before tanks roll in Kyiv.

And a lot of regret. This movie is a friggin turd. I can’t recall the last time I saw such a horrible, awful turkey. Maybe Ford Fairlane?

This movie is shit and I’m still angry at it.

That transmission is the best automatic ever made. 

These are reliable cars. I have enjoyed my 2013 for nine years and 150k.

“In case you don’t realize it, people don’t consume a channel. They consume content. If that content is gone, the reason to use the channel is gone.”

Everyone benefits. See my prior comment. Make peace with death now, on your terms, or in a terrifying brief time just before you go. See it. Remember it.  Then live your life knowing it will end. 

Because you’re not really an adult until you’ve faced death. That’s the crucial piece. Sit with a loved one as they pass. Hold the dog as the euthanasia is administered. Kill the deer. Help grandma’s hospice nurse.

Even the most reliable 2004 car is always going to need something. That’s the only problem with a 2004 Honda. Other than that, gravy. 

Cars last twice, even three times as long, as they did in 1995.   A $20k Corolla is a wise investment that can take a kid into adulthood. 

I’ll be the asshole troll, and say that once you’ve attended a few funerals, you realize life is too damn short for this stuff. Even among your most treasured hobbies. There’s a reason BaT exists: you skip to the good stuff. 

I did a LOT of research on minivans a year ago. As much as I like FCA products for their price/feature ratio, I cannot recommend the Pacifica hybrid. There’s just waaaay too many stories on the user forums for my comfort. I use my van for work, so it must have 100% uptime.

My company’s field software is mobile. I don’t use it for that reason. It’s my work secret.

Are we ready for a commitment, a burden, a responsibility, an anxiety that doesn’t end until we die?

Stop saying Kingsman is a thing. It isn’t. The first movie was a wispy lightweight fluke, the second one was undeserving. Typical standard issue British ”non-spy-movies”.

Yeah super happy they nailed the Dr Evil one. All it takes is some good writers, srsly. 

I don’t tolerate any caller’s decision to mess up call audio. Car bluetooth, taco-talking, speakerphone, whatever. I just tell them it’s a bad connection and they should call back.