I’m really genuinely wondering... where were all these autistic kids 20 years ago? They seem to be everywhere now, and surely they weren’t all shut-ins back then. 

Oh man that’s a deep pull, nice

Always cracks me up, that the “what’s happening to the Olympic viewership” analyses never include this opinion. It’s always something about increased choice, time zones, etc etc. Nobody ever asks “how many people have significant issues with the IOC and/or the Olympics in general?”

Here’s why I don’t want to watch it:

Leaving the door wide open for a value player than can figure it out. 

But this is a protest that is punishing innocent people, in pursuit of a policy change.

Arnold is awesome. Both a hyper-masculine champion of getting shit done and pushing the envelope, but also fun and human and never in mean spirits.

There is NOTHING more 2022 than Billie Eilish stopping a huge concert so an asthmatic girl can be OK. This is the “brown acid” moment of our times. 

Ditto for the Olympics.

“Counterpoint. Don’t. These are gross,”

Everyone around me knows not to diss my Shamrock Shake while I’m eating one. I will burn all bridges in my response. I will insult someone’s physical appearance if they sully my experience with a Shamrock Shake. My hard rule is that I only unleash the worst, most hateful things a human can say ONLY if they say them…

So. Loud.

2019+ Pacificas, or Grand Caravans, or a final year loaded T&C all day long. It’s a horrible idea to downgrade from a minivan into anything else. All the products I’ve mentioned are perfectly reliable.

Wow sociopath. 

Judging by the pinchy-voiced commentators I hear on NPR these days (and yes I’m a subscriber).... it was a vocal fry that killed that radio. 

Adopted by older men everywhere. 

I always thought Vader showed up because the mopping-up went terribly. He needed to get those fucking plans because everyone else screwed up. 

I give Rogue One a HUGE pass for finally delivering on the emotion of the Star Wars universe. It is to Star Wars what Saving Private Ryan was for WWII movies. There was dread, there was danger, there was believable death.

“As for me, I am certain that I saw “Solo” but damned if I can remember a single thing about it.”

Do John Barry now.