Still using the same Sensor Excel handle I’ve have since 1999... and I have another from 1996. Any more than 2 blades just cuts the shit out of my skin.

The rest of the country is completely underserved by high speed rail, and maybe it could be. I’m not holding my breath for Mpls-Chicago, or LA-Vegas, or Seattle-LA. 

“Do you have an issue with the contents of the post, or are you just upset because you disagree with the premise?”

don’t tweet

Brown, smooth, and easy to spread!

And a stretch for Jesse Plemons to act at all. 

Thank you and please come to my house. 

They probably talked to one of the fancy-eyeglasses, hand-painted clog-wearing Edina ladies who frost their hair and linger in Patina on Saturdays because they will never do actual labor on a weekend.

God I hate tradition. Burn the old menu to the ground.

props to liartown

DadTV is for those iPhone users who will never NEVER get off the couch to try Android. 

Oh eat me and shit your disingenuous pithy comment. 

Can you try and get this across to your Jalopnik co-workers?

“The other parent bikes, takes transit, or works from home, making a second cheap commuter car unnecessary.”

Once again Star Wars steals right from Star Trek

Make bloggers pay for negative effects of their impact on public opinion? Shit, I bet there’s a correlation between Gizmodo’s most popular articles and the amount of bullshit it generates. 

FFS just make them buy carbon credits. Private jet fliers would happily cough it up. Then take a Xanax dude.

“Bonus points for using Bowie’s “Starman” in the soundtrack.”

I was shocked to see Bautista out-acted by Jason Momoa, who brought a wonderful “impressed warrior” thing to the whole scene when he describes the Fremen. I know a professional world-traveling war careerist. Jason Momoa reminded me exactly of him.

Bill Murray would really date the wedding though. Like, the Bill Murray posters and tchotchkes are pretty much played out already.