Which is why I’m getting tired of their “hot take” era. They say a bunch of inflammatory shit and get a comment army to grey out anyone who disagrees.

That naughty party you mentioned? They don’t happen among parents. Nothing more boring than a neighborhood party among parents. 

It’s five bucks, which is a great price. Indycar is on it, and I REALLY need this to work. The whole series does.

goddammit im singing that now

Also, a car is a depreciating asset. Anyone who buys auto-loan-backed securities deserves what they get. Predatory-loan-profiteering isn’t as profitable as you think. 

The biggest pussy hound in my high school had a Metro and a shit ton of weed. 

SSRIs feel like meth the first few weeks, then coming down is a loooong taper.

It’s really fucking inconvenient to go to the bathroom. But at least the party can take place across galaxies. 

Brian Cox hangs his jaw and we are transfixed. 

Americans love violence and hate sex.

Praying is buying a gym membership. It brings exercise into your life... Technically. I think the three things I mentioned above are actually doing the workouts.

No dude, jettison those drags! Or give up on the goal and be happy that way too. But don’t be split between “I want this, and I will do what it takes” and “I want this, but I’ll let other things come first”.

“he results are truly out of your hands.”

The whole reason I’m greyed after over 8 years commenting:

Hey, the entire world is angry. You are too, if someone says the right thing to you.

Looking forward to someone changing the sign to “90% of restaurants fail”

All criminal shooters are law abiding gun owners.... until they’re not.

You hold the position that existing law protects 401ks and house gain taxes.

“ if that is what the populace wants that is what they can and do vote for.”