Dude, I was punching walls recently. Couldn’t figure out why. Turns out it was the collapse of morality in 2015 and then the collapse of the nation in 2020 and 2021.

I own a minivan. It’s my second minivan.

Packing in more words per bar than any other band for a while now. Gonna be spoken word for the next album.

A custom front bumper skin, alone, would do a LOT. This thing could be pitched as a race car. Instead it’s an 80% complete project.

Darth Vader slaughtered children with a hot blade. Let the video of a sliced, burning child sit in your head for a split second (that’ll be all you can take).

I remember him shaking out the line “willll yew boys stop ILLING?”

Judging by how many vehicles are left running at my kid’s daycare while the parents do their 10 minute dropoff routines, it’s the moms and dads that are fucking fragile.

Goddamn I miss my Fit. And Fitfreak. 

Boomers LOVE brands and CR. They think “brand” means a lot. It means some things, but not a lot. I used to work for one of the biggest branded food companies in the US. You would (or wouldn’t) be shocked at the decline in quality of your most beloved food brands.

Mike Holmes is a drama queen. He goes down to the studs for every fucking thing. Sometimes he rips those out and puts in treated (WHY??). Then he spray foams everything.

“I don’t think there’s enough conversation around how difficult homeownership is yet. The buck stops with you. You’re responsible for everything.”

Holy crap, a three-row under $26k! It’s like MPOW made a car. All the looks of the big boys, with the quality you’ve come to expect from Neewer and Etekcity. 

Amen.

And apparently lots of people cared anyway. Thus the kerfluffle. If it wasn’t a thing, TCM wouldn’t have engaged. Why comment if you don’t care, but why reply either if you don’t care? The comment snake eats itself.

“I’m honestly curious whenever anyone says this: did their parents never show them The Wizard of Oz as a kid? Or any golden age Disney?”

Yes, I think this one can be more complicated than what the letter says. For example, exactly how much foreplay does she need? A normal amount? A little extra? Or like 2 hours?

The article was on the front page on 2/15/21... Open invitation to comment at will. 

I am surprised that in Europe, the way around safety regs is to make the car even more unsafe (tiny). 

It took you four years to hit “publish”?

miata