No, you got it. There’s nothing there but being a total asshole. The labor market is speaking. Since there is nothing that would involve a court of law, I’d rather just forget it and move on. Shitty bosses suck. 

“The difference between Joss Whedon and Louis CK is that”

“Whether most people stick to the spirit of that...who really knows.”

Of the 9, Empire is #2 for me (I like the batshit whole cloth world building of IV). However, there’s SO much shoe leather in Empire. It feels like Perry Como took over from James Wan and took us on a long leisurely cruise around the sets in a golf cart. Even the asteroid chase was bracketed by sitting around. The…

Nobody does this like him. Looking forward to this so much. 

Oh pish posh. None of us will ever buy any of these cars, much less seriously consider them. This is all an exercise in pure unfiltered opinion. On a similar note, Empire Strikes Back is a big nap of a movie after the first 15 minutes. So there. 

Super impractical. Fantastic waste of money. ND unless I’ve got three other vehicles in the fleet. Really not sure if I want to chat up the people who would like it either.

Tesla probably took the typical American approach to statistics, and picked a range farther out in the tail. Better to overpromise. Porsche decided their range must be achieved in a higher percentage of estimates. better to underdeliver.  This embodies the German approach and the American approach to sigma.

Saw him at Gutfest '89. Wild time. 

Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. Funny, but with a stomach-churning amount of psycho thrown in. Can you imagine Owen Wilson performing vivisection while laid back and wow-ing? Or Vince Vaughn creeping a young woman into a corner? 

I’m about as woo-woo, meditative, multi-religious, compassionate, and mindful as guys come.

“Learning how Tesla’s lawyers argue in court that $8,000 motor control units that prematurely fail at 50k miles are ‘wear items’ and shouldn’t be covered under warranty or recall doesn’t help the case for me.”

Seriously, I SHOULD use that shit. Stick a magnet to the back and witness the finest parts tray.

Oh! The pawning off! Few years back, my wife pulls the phone away and calls across the kitchen: “My mom wants to know how much of their wedding china we want. They have 16 settings.”

I’d love to find those guys who are worried about guys creeping on their daughter, and point out what their daughter is wearing. The girls on my block aren’t going out dressed like sluts, they’re going out dressed like female computer programmers from 1982.

Yup, and those Dow Jones record highs will only continue. This is how you know it’s time. 

Ughh, the 1995-2000 “everything is collectible” era. My parents saved EVERYTHING that was limited edition, no matter how shitty. Fucking beanie babies.

Finally! We can have a Sexy Cakes episode!

fuck, that’s goddamn funny.

Oh yeah the “delivery coordinator” was a farce. She walked around the dealership totally maskless talking to about a dozen people, and then got around to us when she damn felt like it after we waited doing nothing for 25 minutes. WHen she attemped to talk to us and sell us the clear bra, I channeled my distaste and…