I hope COVID finally breaks every goddamn Christmas tradition. The holiday has become nothing but a fuck ton of baggage. It starts earlier every year. There are more traditions every year. There’s more griping every year. Social-media-moms get more desperate every year to prove their shit.

Especially since it’s about the 8th most common response. Points for originality. 

“It truly is not”

Wow, when was the last time they did that? I suppose my first regular Indy watchings were mid-80s. 

“I’ll ejaculate right through that” is what The Mandalorian desperately needs. 

What you’re angry about is something called “Star Wars”. It’s a collection of wildly uneven fantasy with a wildly-unevenly-applied set of rules, followed by a completely insufferable wildly uneven fanbase.

Boomers love being contrarians. (AKA assholes)

“Derrick immediately regrets his decision”

“The problem is we aren’t at the point technologically”

“But there is no way he survives sleeping outside, overnight, with wet clothes on, in the Illinois wilderness, in March. As someone who has lived in Chicago, I can tell you that I wouldn’t last five minutes.”

I’m the wrong person to ask, but I do see lots of links out there. I don’t agree at all with the few links that give advice on mounting a house on a building. In my time with pest control contractors, they always say “well away from the house”. So I dunno, but I’d advise as far away as you can, but that’s probably not…

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Pokemon. 

Goon. That was an unexpectedly great movie. It made me feel way younger, and that’s worth anything. 

They eat lots of different kinds of bugs. It’s a myth they’ll reduce the mosquito population specifically. It will happen in proportion to the overall bug population. 

Put the bat houses well away from the main house. They love to get inside an attic, and their droppings contain infectious microbes. 

https://www.structuretech.com/blog/humidifiers

Whole house humidifiers in cold climates

Srsly, stadium food for football and baseball is some pretty impressive shit these days. 

Home inspector here: you would be shocked if I came over and told you how you’re ruining your house. It ain’t just grease down the drain. Nearly everyone is doing some really dumb stuff. 

This kind of thing killed my cousin.