The best thing we can do for the current administration is to rush that new plane as fast as possible. Cut every single safety related corner to make it happen.

Yes, let’s rush it out ASAP!  Paint it gold too!

Yes....please put a rush-job and get it done fast....hopefully it will have the same build quality as the CT.  Panel gaps + high altitude = only good things.  

Give Supreme Leader what he wants, immediately.

Came here to say essentially the same.  Please Boeing, just completely get rid of your QA/QC program and just expedite the assembly.  Oh and air trials to test it out, just skip over that too please.  Note:  Pilots, please wear your parachutes at all times.

Strap a couple SpaceX Rockets to the side too. Go real fast

Oh, please do rush! Get it done tomorrow if you have to. And do remember that QA is just like DEI, so don’t bother with it. 

Break one very-specific thing, please and thanks!

I’m actually with Elmo on this one. Meet that arbitrary, constantly-shifting deadline, Boeing! Making sure the bolts are tightened down correctly is just time-wasting nonsense for weenies.

Yes. Please hurry.

Maybe just a private “preview” flight for Musk and his bestie Trump. Just a demonstration, like how the Cybertruck’s windshield was supposedly bullet proof. Just do that!

MOVE FAST AND BREAK THINGS!!!

Just this once, I think “move fast and break things” might be the right approach. You should go for it, Donnie and Lonnie.

I would hate it if the new and improved AF1 crashed into my house, but I would consider making the sacrifice for the good of the world. Though about half the world is unworthy of that sacrifice.  Impacting Mt McKinley or the Gulf of America might be fitting.

I say skip all safety and engine testing and put this plane into service next week dammit!

Trump’s new gaudy design is also an issue, apparently having dark colors on the bottom of the plane is leading to over heating issues for components. So please, please please rush this out.

 https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-air-force-one-paint-job-could-overheat-plane-report-2022-6

I look forward to them adopting Trump’s preferred paint scheme and then hearing them screams as Air Force One is continually grounded because its systems overheat (the Air Force has specified that the new color scheme won’t work because of heat dissipation issues with the darker color).

Don’t you dare make me agree with Elon this one time.

Yes, please rush these planes out without any quality control checks.

wait, wait. Hear me out.
Let’s say we let them rush the planes with the help of Musk. What’s the worst that can happen? Since we know what is Boeing quality control these days....

Exactly.