I’m confused...we’re butthurt that we don’t have vehicles that are total trash and look like a trash bin?

I would call it schadenfreude, but that’s probably too big of a foreign word for you.

Get out of here and take your well-developed understanding of physics with you, this is Trump’s America now. Those aren’t stains. They’re MAGA Marks, they’re supposed to be there, and anyone who doesn’t have them is a beta cuck or whatever they like to call everyone they don’t like these days.

I want to feel sympathy for these people. I want to be a good person and look past our differences, acknowledging that everyone has different tastes and that’s okay. But...

Meanwhile, planet keeps burning no matter the politics.

Dodge buyers are the last people I would expect to be interested in EVs of any kind

Imagine being one of the people that paid far too much for the last generations “Last of the Hemi” price gouging and seeing this.

LOL. No doubt!!

What could go wrong with Stellantis rushing vehicle production?

I know car regulations bother even a lot of car people who aren’t mindless chuds, so I want to tell a little story. It’s something that happened today, in fact.

This is an almost adorable level of naivete. Who’s going to stop them? You don’t have a right by criminal law to social security, so when it goes away you’ll have to sue the government to get it, and assuming you can afford that, they’ll just jam you in court until you get to the Supreme Court, which is all right-wing…

exactly! It’s a basic skill that every driver should master.

Every country gets the leader it deserves...

Sorry, Jimmy. You were doing well there until you failed the part where you cover the bicyclist in thick, black soot. Come back in two weeks and take the test again.

Neat, but is this a Miata? Seems more like an upmarket RX-7 to me. Gotta think it’s going to be $40K plus and generate limited sales, and our fun, simple little tossable MX-5 will be a thing of the past.

The reality will just be that they keep building the same stuff they currently do, but they’ll cut more corners. Expect a lot more Tesla-style “fixes” on the assembly line.

This is probably the most factually-correct joke-answer I’ve read in quite some time.

Rolling coal should be a mandatory part of the driver’s ed and driving test.

Crazy answer: A triple diesel engine pickup truck with a 6 inch lift installed at the factory. I mean, the EPA’s going to get a gut punch, too, so might as well make a FerdRamChev F-Teenthousand Denali with a 6.7 Power Stroke up front, a 6.6 Duramax in the middle, and a 6.7 Cummins bringing up the rear.

If I can’t get a Suzuki Jimny, what even was the point of destroying the American experiment?