Modern cars are, for the most part, fantastic. Plus, you don’t have to worry about dying if you get into a minor car accident, and they’re – for the most part – better for the environment.

“Plus, you don’t have to worry about dying if you get into a minor car accident”

He’s right though. As cars become more like appliances, less and less soulful cars will exist.

as much as the ae86s are revered, i don’t know if i think they are reproduction effort worthy. i’m not sure anything in the 80s are worth that effort. 

Oh, is it really hard being an F1 star driver? Maybe its not so great living in the lap of luxury?

What an absolute piss baby. 

No one is allowed to swear in a press conference on TV, grow up ya twat. 

If there’s one thing everyday Americans are most concerned about, it’s definitely Elon Musk sending people to Mars next year.

Don’t buy these deathtraps under any circumstances. They’re unstable, dangerous, and buying one simply funds a fascist oligarch.

Wealth is synonymous with luck, more than anything else.

Driving anywhere 25 years ago is a!ways more fun..younger, everything is newish, sense of adventure..

If we had listened to Jimmy Carter, worked on efficiency, occasionally put on a sweater when it got cold instead of jacking up the heat 50 years ago, instead of following reagan’s “fuck it, burn everything and crank the AC” policy and all the GOP policies of ignoring the climate ever since, can you imagine how much…

I’ll just get the typical “mustang doing mustang things” out of the way, I guess. Jokes aside, hopefully the kids end up ok. Can you ever really recover fully from TBI? 

Fun fact: Eastern Air Express is a division of the reanimated corpse of Eastern Airlines.

Where are the scrambled F16 jets with pilots on a hair-trigger when you need them? Hopefully that's the closest he will ever get to the White House... 

In his defense, it’s tough to see anything through all that mascara.

Too bad it didn’t get shot down.

Showing the same respect to laws and rules as Trump.

If implemented, it would apply to all vehicles weighing 10,000 pounds or less

I’m sure it was just an honest mistake on his part as his entire job is to defraud people as much as possible.

The intro/premise of Idiocracy floats through my brain several times a week - smart, decent people wait too long to reproduce and sometimes aren’t able to have kids at all... while the idiots, hillbillies, and criminals reproduce like bunnies and neglect the kids/drag the kids into lives of crime or uselessness.…