It’s not terribly surprising that some Tesla fanboys are also turd polishing enthusiasts.

Probably get a ticket, 3 months probation and a spot on a local MAGA talkshow as a guest hero

Two things:

A VinFast VF8 and a Fisker Ocean. Wouldn’t that be the ultimate two-car garage...

Fuck off. It’s a miracle if cops even get moved to another town, let alone face any real consequences.

Aww the cop among us is offended.

Found the cop.

I would agree but history has shown us that cops are not held accountable and when they are people like you complain and say it is unfair and they were just doing their job.

I know this is a joke, but if play is what they’re after maybe it’s not a terrible idea. Not necessarily a beach ball (although that could be fun), but maybe a designed toy for Orcas.

Has anyone consider throw big beach balls into the water to distract them? They’re fun to bounce around at a concert so I’m sure the orcas will enjoy them.

I’m not a lawyer but,

That’s how you know the police aren’t really there to help you.

Correction: Racing on a bicycle and downhill mountain biking CAN be dangerous, but are different from the vast majority of how people ride bikes.

Also you can pretty much see anything from space these days...

Riding bicycles is incredibly fucking dangerous

Are you serious?

Nailed it.

I’ve said before that Tesla’s biggest advantage was the Supercharger network, but since that’s been opened up to anyone, people who want an EV are no longer funneled to Tesla.

I’ll go one further.

Unless we know the chronology, there’s a chance that he knew he was separating before the sale was finalized and the truck was delivered, and still decided to take delivery.

Addendum: I just read the contract for anyone who purchases a Cybertruck, and according to the contract, at anytime before you…

I absolutely came here to say something similar.