Rich people telling

What the hell does it take to get out of the grays?

Lock them up!

Sit and spin.

Gizmodo writers are on strike.

Ostapchuk is wrong about one thing. He IS a hero.

“Like with our road-going cars when we have to choose between meeting a deadline or focusing on quality, we always prioritize quality.”

This will probably be in the grays as usual, but I’ll try anyway.

Too bad you didn’t meet the same fate as them. Or that you all were killed. That would have been even better.

I live in Gresham, just west on Hwy 26 from Boring. It is real enough. I didn’t even take my 4WD Element with tire chains out when we had that snow. Can’t imagine a Mustang in it.

Yugos were better cars than department store bicycles are bicycles. By a long damn shot.

Flying cars are only slightly less likely to ever happen than self driving cars.

Shitting themselves as they ran for their lives.

Bitch, please.

Let’s see...

There’s a guy near me that has 2 of those 97 Lancias.

This seems like a bad idea. It’s got disaster written all over it.

Talk about closing the gate after the horses got out.

This is cool, but it’s most certainly not a moped. A moped has pedals like a bicycle that the rider uses to get it going. This doesn’t. This is a motor scooter/small motorcycle.

I’m really tired of having to pay for other people’s stupidity. If I were any of the unwitting participants in this scene, I’d be itching to drag the GMC driver out and beat the stupid out of them. And they’d be getting off light. They’ll never find the body of that porch pirate I caught last week.