I’m shocked, shocked to learn that the get rich quick scheme enthusiasts, libertarians, con men, tax dodgers, drug traffickers, and other criminals who make up the crypto-currency base don’t care about the energy it wastes or the environmental damage it causes!

Yeah, but here’s the thing - public roads are not race tracks. I want enjoy my drives, not deal with those testosterone poisoned ass clowns.

Brodozers aren’t limited to the South and Midwest. We’re plagued with them in the Pacific Northwest as well. Their drivers (operators? conductors?) always seem to want challenge me to race when I’m driving my Alfa 4C on country roads as well. Love your writing Elizabeth.

Some things, once seen, can’t be unseen.

How is this the return of the “American family car”? They’re made in Germany.

MAGA!

Free groceries for meth heads!

I’ve had a 4C coupe for about a year and half now and I love it. I’ve pretty much always driven manuals and my current all weather daily driver is a manual. But the DCT in the 4C is so good, I don’t miss the third pedal. I had a warranty issue with a window seal and got to drive a Giulia for a couple of days while the…

Is it literally a requirement that every freaking article on Jalopnik has to bash Alfa Romeo? Whatever, on nice days I drive my trouble free 2015 Rosso Alfa 4C coupe to and from work over a selection of mostly empty roads through forests and farm lands for 45 minutes in each direction. They say the best revenge is…

Last Night was a humane and moving story about literally the last night of our world and how different people sought to spend their last hours.

Q: What’s the fastest vehicle over any sort of terrain?

Has all the pee been cleaned out of the upholstery?

I’d say he got what was coming to him. He should just be thankful he’s not dead. She should get a fucking medal.

I use ethanol free premium in my 4C. It cost considerably more, but is probably worth it long term. Especially since I don’t put lots of miles on it.

Why does Jalopnik hate Alfa Romeo so much? Did they refuse to advertise here? Or did the Germans threaten cut back on ads if you said nice things about their Italian competition?

If I was in the market for a sedan, I’d buy one in a heartbeat. I bought a 4C coupe last year and absolutely love it. No reliability problems whatsoever after almost a year.

“Military contractors” = mercenaries.

When you’re right, you’re right.

That woman needs a spanking.

My Alfa Romeo 4C is rated at 24/34, 28 combined mpg. If gas goes up, I’ll feel happy when I drive it. Of course, I already do that now.