But I play bass for “Insufferable Crypto Preachers”! We’re playing the Dallas/Fort Worth VFW next Thursday!

Crypto is fine. Insufferable crypto preachers are the absolute worst.

You can buy mansions and Ferraris RIGHT NOW with it though.

I can see my house! That’s my district and my congressperson. It’s been referred to as Goofy kicking Pluto. Here’s the progression from the original to this monstrosity.

BTW this guy’s district is often held up as one of the most, egregious, over the top examples of gerrymandering in the US. Designed to let creeps like this win with as little of a fight as possible. Look at this shit.

IIRC the military had two of the officers in charge of investigating sexual assault and misconduct resign because of their own sexual misconduct allegations.

Some defendants settle in order to avoid the expense and uncertainty of a trial, while still believing that the allegations are unfounded. (In cases where the defendant’s insurance company is paying for all the legal fees and expenses and any settlement amount, and even chooses the law firm, the insurance company is…

False: They do what their lawyers tell them to.

This doesn’t seem to apply in this case, but I think we should be careful not to assume that because someone has settled a sexual harassment suit, they are guilty of sexual harassment. Suits settle for a variety of reasons, many unconnected with actual guilt or innocence.

Step one: decide how much you want to spend

Oh, hahahahaha, my sides.

“This so-called ‘impeachment’ is an all-out assault on America and the troops. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that Congress has the authority to remove a sitting President. And where is the military in all this? They’re being disrespected, and it’s their job to arrest any Congress that gets out of control!”…

False Equivalency Alert

Yes, just keep employing those false equivalencies for Obama and Trump.

Thanks for the warning. Can we move on now? Some of us didn’t like either of the candidates and just want this nightmarish election cycle to end. We get it, Trump is “literally Hitler” and a real poopy head, but you know what? I heard practically the same kinds of things from conservatives when Obama was elected.…