The fact that this is worth about as much as my soul-less ‘09 FX35 with similar mileage has me questioning my life decisions. Granted, the Infiniti was a rebound purchase after breaking up with a financially abusive BMW, but still.

“...with the car now allegedly able to ... communicate with other BMWs on the road.”

Wouldn’t “can’t not unsee” be the same as “can unsee”? That would mean he sees it, but can un-see it if he chooses to.

Those two were destined to end up on a pole at some point in the evening.

Not eBay, and not a factory supercharger, but this one’s got a Dinan supercharger. Asking price is $17,900, which leaves enough spare change to swap out the bumpers for the oh-so-sexy M-sport versions.