Come on don’t be one of those. Comey couldn’t recall most of the events/discussions he was asked about during his testimony. I can’t wait to see Trump and his goon squad crash and burn, but don’t be one of those people that takes issue with something only when their opposition does it.

Oh man I’d never run out of ideas

Wow, you’ve invented the perpetual subject machine: What Donald Trump Doesn’t Know

No.

I like to give a still wet from washing my hands high five and wish them many happy flushes as I walk past. Comradery is important when we’re stuck in a plane together.

Having the aircraft as my workplace means that my colleagues and I have seen see some weird shit (heh...) involving toilets. Oh my the stories...