bryanbatcher
Bryan Batcher
bryanbatcher

Talk about climbing on your proverbial soapbox. Geez, Ethan, Nintendo just took a trending joke and put its family friendly Mario spin on it. Nothing wrong with having a little fun. What’s with all the negative overanalysis? Of course people on twitter will give them crap and turn their own joke on them! It’s the

Holy shit, do people actually take memes this seriously? They’re funny pictures with captions not a doctoral thesis on existentialism.

Wii was a massive success, they do really well from handhelds and Pokemon prints them money. And they have massive franchises that the consumer adore such as Mario. Pretty easy to see how they still have money and lots of it.

actually, China is taking steps against air pollution. It’s just enforcement at several levels is lax and/or easily circumvented through personal relationships/$$$.

Profitability in mobile gaming is for scam artists. Nintendo cares about it’s product too much to make money in this market. King’s new game “Supper Martian Rum” is about to make bank tho

I like this comment more than the article itself

Not when the game is not a traditional game. It is a game based on socializing and exploring. They have increased the socialization and exploring aspect. Do you think the game would be so popular if people didn’t already think it was fun? You must be one of the lazy ones who can’t interact with people because your

I never used the tracking, and by the time I found out what the little feet actually meant, it was broke. It’s fun for me, to walk around and try to catch Pokemon, and when I’m near a gym, to battle or train.

Gee wiz, some people find things fun that you don’t. Go figure.

Lol you're mad about a game, life is hard. XD

It’s not a traditional game yet all I hear is people whining about are ways to make the game more traditional. Who cares? Don’t like it? Don’t play it....? Instead the game has so much power over Bryan he has to make a post to complain instead of providing actual journalism.

Is one of the qualifications for your job to whine like a little bitch? It seems all gizmodo writers possess this ability tenfold over the general population. I hardly ever hear anyone complain about any of these things in real life. Its possible that they aren’t as much of a whiney bitch as you. That would also

Why, you ask, would I seek to spoil an experience brining so much joy to millions?

It might be a bad game, but it sure is a fun game.

but but but fighting over useless minutia is soooo faaawn

I'll just leave everyone here with the definitive argument-clincher: "gin."