Yet I’ve been turned down from every slope when I wear my equally valid snowler blades, bastards.

I didn’t know how badly I NEEDED to see that final half hour until I was watching it. Seeing Giant Man punch a space whale!?! That was incredible.

There were so many moments in the final half hour in particular where I just kept saying to myself “I can’t believe I’m seeing this on a cinema screen”. Action, character combinations, plot elements... not only was I seeing them, but they’re in what will probably end up being the highest-grossing film ever.

I’m so sorry.

Jason, I’ve been a developer on more than one of these types of monolithic ambitious-but-aimless projects that eventually lurches over the finish line (late). You’ve gone through months (or years) of very real suffering to get it to that point, and when it arrives, you’re embarrassed at what’s been put out. It’s…

If you stay up for the whole thing, you’re going to start hallucinating around the time you get to Civil War. That’s when you unlock the secret, improved version of these movies, where Iron Man is a singing hamburger, Thor is best friends with a tiny flying hippopotamus, and everything in Doctor Strange looks normal.

Haven’t seen this episode. Haven’t read the article. This is just based on the headline and having seen every other episode. And I can say unequivocally that Fiona didn’t deserve better. She deserves to die a slow death for being completely idiotic, never learning from her mistakes, and for being completely self…

Well, that’s the third one. IRP, Katherine Helmond, Luke Perry, and Keith Flint.

So...facebook, google and amazon don’t exist in this universe?

Brake engineer here:

As someone who deals with an actual, literal food allergy (Tree nuts put me into anaphylaxis pretty fucking quickly), I appreciate an article illustrating the difference. There’s a wide gulf between “quite debilitating” and “will literally fucking kill people.”

The DCEU Gets Its Very Own Thor: Ragnarok

The dialog between the show Twitter accounts is great.

Also, Bobcat Goldthwait came out in support of James Gunn in the best way: by asking Disney to remove his voice from their theme park.

I don’t understand how people keep doing this and not think about it might ruin their lives.

That was my thought too.  Equinox either shrinks, or disappears.

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

We also lost Brooklyn Nine-Nine last night. Can’t have nice things.

It kind of feels like they’re trolling us at this point.