I’d watch the shit out of that

I actually think it was my first Taylor gif ever, I had no idea they were that dangerous.

You must not have used one of the Taylor approved ones.

The “Unsinkable Molly Brows” option will.

Now Benefit is probably going to release a special edition My Brows Will Go On kit.

You can take that up with the Olympics committee.

RELEASE THE TAPE JOANNA. I WILL BE VINDICATED

In defense of Brendan, it seems pretty stupid to lump all the different track and field events into one category, while having four different cycling events and three different equestrian events.

Brendan you’re fired.

Hey! Shut your mouth! He’s a “Chopped” champion!

Deadspin has this dude on staff. I don’t think the Jezzies will have that much of a problem.

Two blogs enter! One blog leaves!

Please get drunk and fight the Deadspin staff.

I’d be uncomfortable too if I saw people with those things on their faces.

That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.

IS ANYONE ELSE HAVING REAL BULLSHIT TIME ON KINJA LATELY?? I can’t star posts, my cursor jumps all over so my typing is garbled, I often can’t scroll past the first “load more” in the comments unless I refresh the page... I thought it was my kindle bc sometimes it acts weird but my phone is doing the same thing.

Dear people, stop praising Ted Cruz, what he did was 100% self-serving. He is setting up his next campaign. He has no conscience. Thanks.

Well tomorrow is the birthday of Anthony Ashley Cooper, 1st Earl of Shaftesbury, born in 1621, but I’m not sure if anyone else important is coming up...

Forget the series, that’s a good plan for Shailene Woodley. It won’t be a particularly cruel thing to do to her- that hippy loves nature.

Can’t we just take this franchise for a long drive to the country, open the back door and let it frolic blissfully in a field, while we floor it and leave it behind in a cloud of dust?