If Mariah Carey really went out with Chris Rock, I would immediately start liking her SO MUCH MORE. And I already think she’s a hoot!

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

Even reading from a teleprompter Melania Trump seems to struggle in English. I wouldn’t blame her for having some help putting a speech in its final form. But obviously she didn’t write this speech, and whoever wrote it wants that to be known while winking at the Internet with the subtle rickroll.

This is not her native language, she’s not used to public speaking, and it was broadcast internationally. Give her a break.

HEY! Don’t insult garbage people by comparing them to the Kardashians

I’m sorry you and your aunt are going through health scares. Hope she is better soon. Best to you :)

“Call me on my cell phone, Drake,” said Sia.

Tbf dude IS a ball of sunshine 24/7. Have you seen his tweets when he greets his followers? Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

“SIA WAITING FOR ‘HOTLINE BLING’ FROM DRAKE”

Oh Adrianne. Still batshit crazy I see.

There’s a Hotline Bling joke in there somewhere, and I’m sad that I can’t figure out what it is.

I live with my aunt and she has been really ill this last week (two trips to the ER!) and Lin-Manuel Miranda’s twitter feed has been a goddamn life saver for me. It’s like a bright, shiny ball of sunshine that I didn’t even know I was depending on.