Don’t buy it. He is apologizing because he got caught.

“I have worked all my life to try and create opportunities for people to fight against racism and intolerance, and I can just stand here and say that I made a mistake when I was younger, and I wish I hadn’t,” Trudeau said.

That’s why Graves is the only one braying laughter at his stupid picking-up-trash joke.... She’s just staring at him like he’s a fucking moron, because he is. She doesn’t have that “automatic smile” problem that most girls and women are conditioned into by that age. Blessed be!

Fun fact: My hero Greta Thunberg has Aspberger’s syndrome (true story), which in this case she uses as a superpower, cause Greta has zero fux to give.

Steve Smith has been the best wide receiver he’s ever played with, and it’s not even close. Greg Olsen has been his leading receiver since then. That organization had a generational talent at QB and failed abysmally to put even an adequate supporting cast around him.  

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

Jeez Paul, why not just wear a sign that says "I'm a racist" on you at all times? Cuz that's one goddamn racist take.

Too soon.

I also hear that someone is talking about remaking The Princess Bride. WTF Hollywood? 

No. Let’s stop this. All of this.

Glad I am not the only one who noticed this. Makes about as much sense as wiping before you poop.

So basically Kap made an offer to two shitty, upstart leagues that he knew they couldn’t match, and knew 1.) probably wouldn’t exist long after their inaugural seasons (rip AAFL),2.) would expose him to injury, and 3.) would offer him far, FAR less than even vet minimum in the NFL.

I’d only consider it if it has the cast from A Black Lady Sketch Show involved.

“Really?  That’s the biggest scarf you sell?! Have you checked the back?  Fine. Ring it up.”

You’d think an MLB player would be able to see there was no grass on the infield...

“Vazquez, born Felipe Rivero”

A friendly reminder that there’s a mobile, talented quarterback who’s sitting at home and could maybe actually help the Panthers keep looking something like a respectable, playoff team, and they’re gonna start Kyle Allen and probably Will Grier before him.

“Newton certainly hasn’t looked like himself.”

Having read the SI piece, I feel reasonably comfortable saying Brown isn’t some kind of monster, he’s just shitty. He doesn’t like people, he doesn’t trust anyone, he uses and screws people over and rationalizes it by saying that he’s been used and screwed over. He’s a shitty dude. And he seems unwell.

His official title is PABotUS.  And I’m gonna call him Pabotus from now on.