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“Don’t fuck me, daddy”

With all due respect to you, Rebecca * But fuck Tiffany Trump. She is NOT an ally. She is NOT part of any #resistance Tiffany Trump is interested in Tiffany Trump and could give zero shits over seventeen dead high-school kids. Any one with the last name Trump deserves not one iota of a benefit of doubt.

The Bommerns of War Shorker

If you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go spend some time with my favorite game: The Bank.

I am going to spend the rest of my work day in a word doc, using these titles as writing prompt for plots.

As the titular character of Samer 2, I can guarantee that it is the dankest gane around.

I mean maybe it’s just me, but I think they’re going about this wrong.

“Luigi Dick” needs to be a standard unit of measurement.

Luigi hitting the court like

I like this new trend of covering video game penises more. Bravo, Miss. Bravo.