Agreed, but I think the title is unnecessarily inflammatory.

The review was written by a bear. He smells like salmon.

Okay, Peter, we gave you the benefit of the doubt on "Arian Nation" a few years back because we figured it was possible a big ol' goofy guy like you didn't know about the white supremacist group, but now fuck you, you fucking douchebag.

Humanity has come up with some dumb shit over the years, but the whole "fuck her right in the pussy" thing is particularly embarrassing.

ESPN reacted by immediately reinstating Keith Law, saying that this was the long-awaited proof of inherited traits that the evolutionists had been promising.

Schmidt had to cut the interview short as she needed to get back to help planning the school's annual "Miss Cegenation" pageant.

I'm not sure I've ever said this before to any person ever but: the starving film students were 100% correct.

I wish they were angry at the other things he's said but hey, at least it's a start.

Oversimplified comment. But yeah.

He was/is a terrible NFL quarterback. If he was willing to play another position like fullback or tight-end then he would still be in the league today.

Upon receiving notice that Michael Sam beat up his boyfriend, he was subsequently re-instated and appointed team captain.

Delusional, really? Could a person suffering from delusions carefully shade in a huge, perfectly identical, "TMZ" logo on each page?

We just rewatched this the other night. Still really good, underrated Halloween movie. Highly recommend too.

This is truly awesome, but somehow it makes me all the more disappointed by her inability to get those pliers off the goddamn floor.

As a Coloradoan I will NOT have Deadspin mock Cory Gardner. The man is a football hero, his wife Morgan Fairchild (who he's seen naked) is a delight and his children Taylor Swift and Webster are absolute angels.

Maybe he did not abuse Katy Perry. Which does not invalidate Kesha's story at all. People's behaviours can be wildly different: perhaps he felt Kesha was an easier target than Perry, who looks tough as nails to me.

Remember when Syfy had MST3K, Taken, Battlestar Galactica, and was actually spelled correctly and showed actual sci-fi movies and shows?

Why do you assume her "haters" dislike that she is young, smart, female, wealthy and successful when you acknowledge that she says really stupid, assholish things all the time? Why is her apparently being a total asshole not reason enough to dislike her?

You guys. I get why I'm supposed to stop hating Lena Dunham so much. She gets a disproportionate amount of criticism for being outspoken and not having Hollywood looks and being brave enough to present female antiheroes and so on. But why does she have to be so awful all the time? "I'm not crazy, it's the world that's…

They only make you feel like shit if the cereal bowl you fill it in is large enough to mix cake ingredients, which is the only way I'll have it.