Mine is more targeted. It’s an ad for vomit. 

I cant speak for Tyler Skaggs obviously but when I saw oxycodone AND Fentanyl were the drugs in his body, it led me to this possible conclusion. Most people that overdose from fentanyl dont even know they’re taking fentanyl. Oxycodone, for instance, is normally more expensive to buy bc of DEA regulations that cracked…

I hate to sound like I’m parroting some old Just Say No talking point, but that feeling from Oxy or any PK is very short lived. Pop them for more than a few weeks and you’re simply doing it to stay normal. The term starter drug 100% applies to opioids. You quickly step up to harder shit chasing that high.

I used to work in a MLB locker room and I was sent out for a lot of shit at players’ behest. No drugs though. They had their agents and hangers on for that shit. Mostly, they would give me a 20 or 100 and have me pick up some take out or some garlic fries from the concourse and tell me to keep the change. I had a…

I more meant the “choking to death on his own vomit” part. I have taken oxy before, after surgery, and at least in that dosage, I can’t say it was as good as you say, but it took the edge off the pain.

I remember there was a lot of hubbub locally about the Santa Monica Observer running a story speculating that Skaggs died of an opioid overdose.  They ended up pulling the article due to personal threats against their employees as well as legal threats from attorneys representing the team and the player.  I wonder if…

The family also said in their statement that abusing drugs and alcohol was “completely out of character” for Skaggs.

Yes, booing a man who is retiring due to recurring injuries is “expressing displeasure at the entertainment product”.   You’re a great human being.

Best swimming stroke? Hopefully the stroke Mitch McConnell suffers in the deepest part of the pool.

That’s probably why she named her kids Apple and Beelzabub* - so she will remember who the hell they are.

I was watching it live and got a screencap:

I know not their limitations...

They can find his dad?

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

You are absolutely WRONG about PG Hospital...

“They didn’t have Gatorade when I played,” Royals manager Ned Yost recalled. “No, we didn’t have the knowledge about hydration back then. It was take a couple salt pills and drink a little bit of water. We didn’t know anything about hydrating.”

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

I hope to never see Gardner’s entire bald head again. It’s not so much disturbing because it’s big, it’s disturbing because it’s...tall. Very, very tall.

I hate to agree, but I’m a fan of a team that has been more or less turbofucked by the Yankees for most of my life (Twins) and this Yankees team isn’t as loathesome as I prefer.

They tried it. It stared at itself in the mirror too much.