I just remembered what the last USA win reminded me of:

Thankfully the outgoing President doesn’t need to certify the results of the election and the Constitution is very clear on when his term will end. If he does resist I would just love to see the Secret Service hauling him out of the White House.

No Gettleman is right on this count. In 2020, Jones is going to lead the Giants to the #1 overall pick and the next GM can draft Trevor Lawrence.

I haven’t seen a six day beating this bad since 1967.

Once again, John Cooper can't win a big game in Columbus. 

I think I can speak on behalf of most Duke fans when I say that, while disappointed, I can’t wait to see how good Zion is during his sophomore year!

Yeah it feels like the writer had that 0-9 stat queued up and wanted to write an article that could make use of it.

Happy Duke Schadenfreude Day, everybody!

That’s the ‘right’ way to bribe your kid into college. Even the guy who did the scam with the celebrities admitted to it

This is so humiliating. On an international stage we have to put up with toddler level understanding and the adult in the room has to not just humor him but pretend it made sense. It is full on child tantrum level shit.

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

Football is broken. Most of the stories about the games this week are about how the games were officiated. These days the games are largely an exercise in examining super slo-mo replays and parsing of arcane rules. The most important people on the field are the officials, not the players. Almost every play ends with…

Counter-point: Step-Brothers is great.

They can pry my cookie dough from my cold, dead hands. I’ve been eating it my whole life and have no plans to stop now.

What they need is to surround Stafford with better talent. Truly, with a top-3 offensive line, three top-5 wideouts, an all-pro running back and the number one defense in the NFL, Stafford could easily take the Lions to 10 wins.

As a fan of another NFL team not named the Cowboys, I can say with confidence a team quarterbacked by Dak Prescott and coached by Jason Garrett is never going to be a “real Super Bowl contender.”

At this point I’d be all in favor of just cancelling the remaining 6 weeks of the season and letting the Chiefs, Rams, and Saints play a round robin, double elimination tournament of some kind to decide the winner.

Man, he must have a ton of economic anxiety. 

No you fucking idiot.  It was made to get states like Rhode Island to sign on to the Constitution.  People like you are an embarrassment to the liberal argument.  Just sit down and let those of us with actual understanding do the talking to the knuckle draggers.

The larger cities we passed through included Dubuque, Iowa, Cody, Wyoming and Bozeman, Montana.