I think this was in a Jambaroo or Funbag once, but I loved the solution to the instant replay fiasco (including goaltender interference in hockey) being watching all instant replay at live speed. No slow motion. If the human eye can’t spot whatever it is they’re looking for without slowing down the replay, it’s too…

So, basically the same list as 10 years ago

TRADE DEFICITS ARE NOT BAD THINGS.

Those little tabs at the top of each wheel arch also bother me to no end.

Someone else had a really awesome idea in one of these fucking flat-earther articles. Get all the flat-earthers together and have a reality show where the first one to find the edge of the earth wins like $100 million. I konw i”d kick in some money toward that prize pool.

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The central logic of your argument is that because a crime will happen in the presence of laws against it, we shouldn’t enact laws against to try to prevent that crime. That’s a bad argument.

If she said the media was complicit in helping Trump get elected, that’s one thing. Saying the media likes mass shootings because it helps their ratings is a bit f’ed up. It’s like saying the NRA likes mass shootings because it’s good for business. Ah shit...

You’re arguing against a strawman. Can you point me in the direction of a single legitimate liberal leader who’s made any sort of serious proposal to take away all the guns? Can you point me to a single legitimate national liberal leader—not some wingnut commenter on a liberal blog—who’s actually proposed repealing…

CUZ YOURE ALL NERDS DOING A CO-OP.

“On the ski water ramps, I do do 720s, 540s, 360s, front flips, and backflips, so I have all the skills that I need to be a great competitor the World Cup level, I just haven’t been comfortable enough yet to land those trick on snow.”

Dana Loesch at the gun control town hall: “He should’ve been barred from getting a firearm.”
Dana Loesch and the other ammosexuals on any proposal of any new laws to reduce gun massacres: “That proposal is an infringement on unalienable rights guaranteed by the second amendment. It’s a slippery slope and will not be…

Marco Rubio “I am not an asshole because I take money, they give me money because I am an asshole.”

Better idea: sell lifted Safari style 911s instead.

“We are an immigrant nation! The first generation works their fingers to the bone making things, the next generation goes to college and innovates new ideas, the third generation... snowboards and takes improv classes.”

So she’s Max Fischer from Rushmore.

This is so much worse than Rosanne’s. Rosanne was a comic and knew she was fucking up the anthem - doing so because she could not sing so she wanted to be edgy.

It is very often the case that those promoting reasonable restrictions see that as a first step, and have an unstated desire to eliminate guns entirely

No one in the world needs to own an assault rifle, period.