Maybe we could have one legislative body in which representation is based on population.

I know the Ravens played like ass, but it’s not all their fault. When the Rally Possum shows up on game day, you just aren’t going to beat the Browns.

Did you go for a ride on Storm King and fail to mention this?

Does it raise the bar or, perhaps, is it the bar?

Your clever substitutes for the team names are positively Easterbrookian.

A good percentage of the population has no idea the two aren’t the same. I’ve received several compliments for my “Carrera.”

I wanted to say that they have no chance of going winless this season due to a home game with Bethune-Cookman.

IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE? IS THIS WHAT WINNING FEELS LIKE?

He’s obviously not worth his salt.

What percent of the US population supports Trump?

I live in the only state that begins with a “P.” When I type that letter in, what do you think appears first? Pennsylvania? No, Palau. It is an independent country, not a US state!

I’m struggling to understand why Doritos are not on the list of starches.

He needs to work on his Blue Steel.

Little did he know that the symbols on his shoe are Greek for “I suck.”

I know hating on this team is as hard a shooting fish in a barrel, but the Washington edition of WYTS always delivers.

Well, a field tilted in your favor, obviously.

“See you in Lafayette Park tomorrow fellas!” - POTUS

The United States does not have a Chief of Staff. You’d think someone in her position would know this.

I give them credit for expressing what every Trump supporter believes.

I’m taking this historic opportunity to become a Browns fan. Buy low, sell high, right?