I'm going to reply to this article with this - "Yes, you have a cute and fun child - should it be allowed to run all over the restaurant?"

No real-life holodeck? Where's your imagination, 30 Rock writers?

I have Captain America in my Blu-Ray collection. I own the first Iron Man, but still not sold on the sequel. And yes, I would buy the Thor Blu-ray, but I have a feeling within a year, Marvel is going to have an Avengers Blu-Ray pack: Avengers, Cap, Iron Man 1 & 2, Thor, and a Hulk title.

I got your reference ;)

Dating athletic female types, I wasn't interested in how they looked in low-cut shirts or their boobs, but looking great in short shorts was definitely a turn-on for me.

To be honest, breasts are nice, but let's talk about butts. Gimmie a woman with a great smile and a nice butt in jeans.

Needs a taser attachment to use on the jerk who finished off the pot of coffee and didn't start another.

#WanderLinWTF?

See Rick Perry.

Amigo, I toast to you and the Barney Miller reference.

Behind every successful man is the strapped 5lb bag of fish is mine.

I don't think you want to be shown photos of men's penises with various stages of recovering over Hep B. Trust me, that's a flip-book that does not to be made.

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I grew up in Corpus, lived in El Paso, Houston, Beaumont, have family in San Antonio, DFW, and I rarely go down to Harlingen.

Where in Texas did you go?

Texas is the only state that has guns? This website says Kentucky is has the most guns per capita.

Clive Davis. Christian Slater.

I'd rather know a Girl Scout girl who has parents who are involved in their life, who have their own private life outside of GS that doesn't infringe on other people, than have a GS girl who has parents who don't care about her personal life.

Before we use a bible to reference what is deemed alive, let's go back to the first pages of this book.

Isn't that why we all have aliases on our spam email addresses and use Google Voice numbers for contact info? :)