I SAW A WEREWOLF FUCKING A COCONUT AT TRADER VICS
HIS HAIR WAS PERFECT

Her family would not accept me. Maybe it was because I refused to take off my shoes. Again, the foot odor problem. Her father would look at me and say, " eno enoa juang ". Which means, "this guy - this is not my kind of guy".

Yes. Dawn, go away, you're no good for me.

The Rebecca Demornay?

LULZ WTF IS AN DISCUS

Survey says: FUCK THAT SHIT!

The slo-jam version by Kool & the Gang, recorded live, is smoooooth.

Or as the Indians called it, "maize."

God needed a great guitar session man.

No back-to-back for Pence and Mother: straight up missionary or GTFO

The truth must be heard. That's all there was. And yet, it speaks volumes. A low rumple. A metallic 'squink.' A 'glonk.' Someone crying out…"Dear God!" Let's start with, uh…with you, Wyck.

The backseat of an '89 Le Baron?

With Rick Steves?

I'm bootlegging' a movie, baby!
Is that your FiberCon?

Consult your physician if taking AdAstra™ results in mild irritation, auto-circumcision, problems with gait, redness, swelling, blurred vision, reverse projectile vomit, seizure, drowsiness, confusion, uneven heartbeats, eating things such as soil or paint chips, leaky nipples, premature defenestration, and any type…

Cosmo Kramer. You *are* the Assman.

THIS IS THE CENTRAL SCAROOOOOOOO -TINIZER.

Oak's nice.

Botulism?

"Tell that dog it can suck its OWN dick!" - - The Mooch (7/26/2017-7/31/2017)